...when you see that your favorite podcast has a new episode up, but it's on a subject that you literally can't hear about without retching. :\
That awkward moment...
The F Plus and omoroshi, respectively. I love their work but I just can't hack excrement-related stuff. (Do you know The F Plus? If not, give them a look. It's a group of mainly North Americans who do dramatic readings of weird/funny/creepy websites and its one of my very favorite sources of entertainment at the moment.)
:D It can be found here, though be warned there's quite a backlog so it's easy to get stuck there. Really good to have on in the background while you're gaming/cleaning/whatevs, though. My prsonal favorites are The Ace and Cakes, (asexuals) The Best Crowning Podcast of Awesome Greatness, (TV Tropes) and the most recent one they did on "multiple systems."
As re: your first question, yes, I have spent many happy evenings making my aquaintances listen to the This Troper readings. As re: the second, yes, it's those morons. I dare you to listen to the last post they read in that episode and not facepalm so hard your skull fractures.
Oh, never mind that. How 'bout all those asexual people who were persecuted and killed in the Holocaust? *rictus grin*
Yeah, what Hades said. Everything else featured, while annoying, is at least amusingly annoying. That one just made me want to kick the poster in the face.
Answer: An Asexual on Tumblr!
There are not enough amusing "no" GIFs in the world to express my reaction to this list.
So you can find people attractive, have, enjoy, and desire sex. And still be asexual.
It is v sad :( I managed to listen to 2/3 of it but it's just augh. WHY. WHYYYYYYYY.