Girl Walking Behind Me #2: Not really. I just have to read Petrarch's sonnets on courtly love.
G#1: Wait, what?
G#2: Courtly love.
G#1: Like the woman?
G#2: Women, men... you know, knights devoted to women and--
G#1: Ohhhh! I thought you said Courtney Love!
(Aspen, overhearing this from in front, quietly dies laughing.)
Wow. Petrarch's sonnets on Courtney Love. I want to write that now.